• gurlfriend: happy fathers day
  • bf: but im not a dad
  • gf: :)
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via koonoha)

  • me: I'll just get on tumblr for a few minutes before bed
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: Is that the sun

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

(via koonoha)

Since you can’t sleep

assckles:

Have a gif of Misha reading a bedtime story,

image

(via onlylolgifs)

  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

(Source: spenceromg, via koonoha)